Hi Ya
everybody! Still nursing my body back into shape and trying to ignore the fact
that my gut is inching outward instead of inwards. Curses to the holidays for all the nummy
foods and drinks. So yeah my week has consisted
of parties and pond hoping to my mom’s and back.
Monday I decided
to go over and visit my mom’s house to spend some time with her before the
holiday crowd rolls in. Also I need to
buys some party supplies and it is cheaper over there than in the city. I sent a majority or the week over there
buying and hanging out. When I did
return it was for the 2 nights of parting.
The first
party was my man’s annual holiday party, can your really call it a holiday
party when you do secret Santa? There
was good food (potluck style) with dirty themes to the food. We did blue waffles… don’t look that up. Also there was secret Santa and a Killer
Instinct tournament. At the end we all
watched Jingle all the way in true mystery science theater 3000 experience.
The second
party was the Viking party. We only knew
a few people but once we found the Canadian we knew we were in good
company. It started off with a card game
called Story War, if you never played it is a blast. This was followed up with drinking and more
drink, some where in-between inappropriate jokes about Canadians and black
people. This is the kind of party where
politically correctness goes out the window.
We also did white elephant. I
wound up picking out and keeping 3 epic white elephant gifts. They were:
Sombrero
Dolly Parton’s book, appropriately called “Dolly”
Don J Black “The Battle with Satan to Stay Morally Clean”
cassette tape.
The last
one id so ironic and funny that I have to share with you the summery written on
the back:
An inspiring speaker, Don Black directs his message to the your of
today (1986).
This is an excellent lecture in
which he sensitively discusses the issue of chastity.
He states the husband and wife have the only legal use of intimate
relations.
God has never changed that---never will.
The love-making expression has
never been approved as a form of recreation out of wedlock.
Brother Black
tastefully defines and explains kissing, necking, light and heavy petting. He provides cautions and guidelines that can
be followed by those that wish to avoid the pitfalls of early intimacy, but
does not leave those who have fallen without hope.
This outstanding lecture can be shared with mixed groups of youth
without any embarrassment. It can be an
excellent teaching tool for both parents and youth leaders.
Oh my god I
just about died from laughter when I first read it. I need to find a cassette player and turn
this baby into a drinking game.
As for the
rest of the weekend, my man and I ran around town buying supplies and a new cat
tree for the girls. Tali loves it, but
my baby Neko is unsure. We also meet up
with my mom over in Bainbridge for some lunch and gifts for my man. He has to work Christmas so why he gets his
gifts early.
For this
week I will have a party Wednesday up.
Look for it in the afternoon on Wednesday. Have good week little bots and try to get
your shopping done soon!
See you on
the other side
